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The Day I Ate A Pig

Nov 3, 7pm

In England once there lived a big
And wonderfully clever pig.
To everybody it was plain
That Piggy had a massive brain.

Till suddenly one wondrous night,
All in a flash, he saw the light.
He jumped up like a ballet dancer
And yelled, “By gum, I’ve got the answer!”
“They want my bacon slice by slice
“To sell at a tremendous price!
“They want my tender juicy chops
“To put in all the butchers’ shops!
“They want my pork to make a roast
“And that’s the part’ll cost the most!
“They want my sausages in strings!
“They even want my chitterlings!
“The butcher’s shop! The carving knife!
“That is the reason for my life!”
Such thoughts as these are not designed
To give a pig great peace of mind.

Roald Dahl, “The Pig” from Dirty Beasts

Swine and dine for £65 including a six course dinner and a glass of sparkling cider

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